Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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