Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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