I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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