Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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