the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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