Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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