I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I will pee on everything he values.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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