Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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