So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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