Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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