On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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