At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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