Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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