he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I need water and some morals
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
