try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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