Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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