he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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