I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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