So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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