i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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