if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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