I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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