why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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