Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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