its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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