margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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