He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Im part way to drunk.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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