TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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