It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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