That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
