She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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