If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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