Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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