So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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