Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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