yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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