I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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