I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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