It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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