And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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