hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
