She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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