We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
