I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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