so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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