just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My dick has a subreddit
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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