So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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