I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize