It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So. Much. Porn.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize