Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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