11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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