I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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