just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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