god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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