It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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